Thirdly:
Let’s call this:
“Of Plot Holes & Unexpected Romantic Encounters”
So… last night I rewatched The Hobbit movies (again ) and noticed another delicious plot hole that I fully plan to exploit in the books. Let’s talk Legolas, Bolg, and the Missing Horse.
We all saw Legolas leave Lake-town in pursuit of Bolg — on horseback, in the extended version — but then… nothing.
No fight.
No clear destination.
No follow-up.
The next time we see him, he’s suddenly back with Tauriel and heading to Gundabad.
So… where did he go?
What happened in between?
Did he lose Bolg?
Or did he lose to Bolg?
Did he just… not catch up?
Take a detour?
Or did the editors just decide we didn’t deserve that scene?
I’m sorry, but that kind of gap is catnip to me.
Plot hole? Yes. Deliciously yes.
And one I will be keeping in my back pocket…
As for you, dear reader — be ready to find out what made Legolas return to Dale empty-handed (horseback or not), and what forced him to ride off again with Tauriel to Gundabad.
Also — while I’m on a roll — how pathetic was that love triangle our prince, our captain, and the tallest dwarf had to endure?
I still can’t stand it, and it’s been like… ten years.
It felt so forced. Tauriel deserved better. She didn’t need to be defined by two broody men vying for her attention — she’s the Captain of the King’s Guard in friggin’ Mirkwood!
And our golden boy…
Why do they always give him the worst lines?
He’s standing there, watching Tauriel and Kíli talk, and then Kíli throws the mother card — and boom! Next thing we know, Legolas is repeating it on a mountaintop in Gundabad of all places?
I can feel Tolkien tossing in his grave. Valar forgive me…
Anyway, just thought I’d share my late-night Tolkien thoughts.
As you were, my fellow lore-loving night owls.
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