Why hello there. It seems you've stumbled into my humble corner of Wattpad. Welp I don't know what you're doing here but since you ARE here, lemme tell you a lil bit about myself:
- they/them
- bi 💖💙💜
- I'm 50% Mexican, but grew up in the United States so idk a lot of Spanish, but I'm learning
- My birthday is July 28, I'm a Leo (I'm a teen)
- INFP
- Introvert (I can socialize...I just don't like to)
- I am a total dork, klutz, and bookworm (but who on this app isn't?)
- I AM sarcasm
- Video games are life
- I like to write but since I'm not very well-known I don't update my book(s) very often
Fandoms that I'm in:
- Harry Potter/Harry Potter: Hogwarts Mystery (Hufflepuff)
- The Maze Runner (Med-jack)
- Hamilton
- Percy Jackson & Heroes of Olympus (would be Hestia but she's a virgin goddess so I have no idea who my godly parent is)
- Miraculous
- Tales Of Arcadia (all shows)
- The Office
- Parks & Rec
- B-99
- The Simpsons
- RDR II
- Pirates of the Caribbean
- Marvel (ALL of Marvel)
- Arcane
- Detroit: Become Human
- Stardew Valley
People/Characters that I would kill for:
- Gred and Forge Weasley (or literally any of the Weasleys)
- Barnaby Lee
- Rowan Kahanna
- Murphy NcNully
- MAMA NOOT
- MIN MIN
- vent boi
- The bad boy supreme, Leo Valdez
- Persassy Jackson
- Big D (aka Douxie)
- Krel Tarron
- Toby Domzalski
- Steve Palchuk
- Eli Pepperjack
- Literally all of the Dunder Mifflin employees
- Leslie Knope
- Ron Swanson
- All of the 99 squad
- The whole family
- Arthur Morgan
- Sean MacGuire
- Sadie Adler
- Charles Smith
- CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
- The Turners
- Mark Fischbach
- Scott Lang
- Bucky Barnes
- Thor Odinson
- Wanda Maximoff
- Pietro Maximoff
- Natasha Romanoff
- Kate Bishop
- Yelena Belova
- Connor
- pretty much all villagers
Is that it? I think that's it...but prolly not. I most likely forgot some things. Oh well. Anyways, if you made it this far, thanks for taking the time to get to know me. Alright, Tortilla out
Keep it crispy~
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