Hi, so I thought I shall write a poem and here it is:

Weird, 
The word used to describe me
By strangers, friends and family
My face would be beside the word in a pictionary.
Before you assume this is sad.
I take no offense, in fact this should be a fad.
I do admit that I am weird but instead of the word weird why not abstract.
And instead of spelling it 
A. B. S. T. R. A. C. T. Let's spell it
4. B. S. T. R. 4. C. T. Because YOLO, because life, because wannabe hipster, because incomplete sentences, because can't rhyme, because there is no sense to this poem. 
There is no sense to this poem.
There is no sense to me. 
The more you get to know about me. The more crazy I become. The deeper you get into the poem the weirder it gets. The poem is me.
Since weird can't be spell without we
come be weird with me.

Sorry I am not talented at writing poems, my teacher didn't think so either. I am an amateur writer. I still confuse the words there, their and they're, so I apologize in advance for my grammar and spelling mistakes. I will feel very honored if you took the chance to read my book. I write cliché books and make up cliché things in my head. Please leave comments and vote, even if the comment is to troll me or to promote your book. It will show me that you think I am worth the time and effort it is to type. Don't ask me about my name. I was trying to out do the awkward turtle, awkward pork sounded better. I don't know either.