Q: What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
A: A slipper.
Q: Why aren't bananas lonely?
A: They hang out in bunches.
Q: What happened when a woman went on an all-banana diet?
A: She didn't lose weight, but she sure could climb trees well.
Q: Why did the banana go out with a prune?
A: Because he couldn't find a date.
Q: Why is a banana on a sidewalk like music?
A: Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.
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Oct 28, 2018 06:43PM
5 Parts done and ready for reading :) If you enjoy heavy romance and drama, feel free to check it out. Remember to leave a vote if you are excited for more!https://www.wattpad.com/story/165369199View all Conversations
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One hundred years after the events in Sovngarde and the end of the Civil War, the legendary Dragonborn lost t...