BAP

I HAVE THREE MISSING MATH ASSIGNMENTS GOING TO JUMP OFF A TOASTER

Eeny weeny teeny little short dick mandont want dont want dont want 

Anyone else get the urge to show up at someone’s house at night and start singing generic mariachi music to them while they’re in their balcony either very happy or very mad at you? Just me?

Neighbors are throwing a party I don’t know who Fernando is but he Fucked up. Vicky is fucking pissed :/

I think Becky from Sir Mix-A-Lots “Baby got Back” is kinda fruity. She was looking at that lady’s ass for a while

SINCE WHEN ARE THE SPICE GIRLS BRITISH?????