I get the writing bug every 1.5 years (like the cicada brood).
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Barnsey_G Barnsey_G Aug 27, 2025 12:13AM
Hey folks, I'm working in between three-ish stories right now. I have the Gay Landscaping one, the Alien Chef one, and the Teacher in a Zombie Apocalypse one. I can also circle back and add more (I d...
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Tornado Joe by Barnsey_G
Tornado Joe
Tornado Joe, god amongst men, is out of control. More dangerously, he's single.
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A Pair of Baconators by Barnsey_G
A Pair of Baconators
A cereal mascot goes to a new location.
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Bad Food by Barnsey_G
Bad Food
The broadcasters at Channel 3 are cooking up a new story to feed to their audience; this time it has to do wi...
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