Dammit, you found me. Okay okay, since you bothered to look for me, I suppose I'll tell you a little bit about myself.

-My name is Basch Zwingli, but you can call me Switzerland
-I am 18 years old
-I was born on the 1st of August
-My star sign is Leo
-I have an adopted younger sister called Lili, or Liechtenstein
-My favourite food is cheese
-I love to save money
-I am quite skilled with a shotgun, so don't cross my lawn
-I have and will always stay neutral during wars
-I own three goats
-I hate being shipped with Liechtenstein, Belarus, Belgium, Prussia, Austria, Italy, Japan, etc.
-If you harm Liechtenstein, I will shoot you on sight

That's all you need to know. Make sure you follow me (or don't, I couldn't care less). You can talk to me if you want, and I'll be sure to reply. I also read stories and roleplay, so... Don't be afraid to offer me one of your books.

Bis bald!

~Switzerland