"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -Tyrion Lannister
Random facts about moi:
-I'm obsessed with F.R.I.E.N.D.S., Game of Thrones, video games and K-Pop.
-I love to laugh, even though I tend to sound like a choking donkey when doing so.
- I can occasionally be found awkwardly twerking while blasting music in my ears.
-I believe that if you don't like pizza, then there is something seriously wrong with you.
-I hate bananas. Can't stand them.
-Batman and Wonder Woman belong together and if you so much as even mention Steve Trevor or SupermanxWonder Woman, I will go bat shit crazy on you. (Lol, get it? Bat?)
-I have an incredibly dirty mind and could not be any happier.
-I know how to curse in multiple different languages so if you do something to piss me off, prepare for some Russian coming your way.
-I love all my readers and want to thank them for taking the time to read my books! I love you guys! You're the best! :D
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Highest rankings:
Clace Jealousy: #2 in Clace #25 Sizzy
Clace Randomness: #1 in Sizzy #6 in Clace #271 in FanFiction
Laugh. Giggle. Snort.: #692 in Relatable
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Polish Translation of Clace Jealousy done by @IzzyYH :
https://www.wattpad.com/story/115250607-clace-jealousy-t%C5%82umaczenie-pl
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- JoinedAugust 28, 2014
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