So. . . 

Hi. My name is Jhone. 

Now, this is going to sound strange, but I'm going to need you to listen very carefully to what I'm about to tell you. It's not that important. It's not a matter of life and death. 

But I spent a good fifteen minutes of my time writing this. Time I could've used binge-watching Harry Potter. And I'd appreciate it if you would pay attention to this.

But what even IS this?

Well.  . . this is me.

I already told you my name, right? In case I hadn't, it's Jhone. I'm not giving away my last name. I'm not that stupid. Or am I?

But I will tell you that I am a socially awkward, nerdy, and shy bookworm. My life is 50% books, 25% food and 25% everything else. I am female. I only have two friends, and yes, I am an introvert. I read everything Uncle Rick writes, and I live by three simple rules:

1. Percabeth is, and shall always be OTP.

2. Bookworms and geeks stick together. Unless you ship Perachel, because if that is so, them DIE.

3. Anime forever.

Oh, and one last thing:

Batman. Just Batman.