I am either going to sound as an edgy teenager or an immature child. Both describe me  quite well.
Though I would like you to consider my sayings without judging my looks or my age. My white hairy outside or just the fact that I am an endangered species shouldn't keep you from enjoying my content, little it may be. 
Also, side note:
I am not a furry, sorry if you are disappointed..
I have a weird sense of humor so pls bear with me.