Today one of my guy friends touched my Butt. I am a bigger girl and pretty prudish around my friends. So when I started freaking out about it, doing the 'What the Hell!?' Routine, everyone else started squealing 'HE TOUCHED THE BUTT!' I almost feel flattered that MY butt is THE butt. But then I remember that it's only 'cause none of my friends have a butt as big as mine. So I tackled three of them down. At once. So much for them being the fit ones.