Oh, silly little young Britain. Don't you know China's been around longer than 5000 years? You can battle me in raising countries. I've been tending to the needs of great Countries like Japan, South Korea, Taiwan, and several other countries
Ps. I don't even want to know what he did to Canada after taking the poor boy in.
Pss. You only wish you could rock a ponytail and still be affirmed of your masculinity. :3