Name: Trash™
Sexuality: Bi Bi Bish
Zodiac Sign: Shrek

I love taking long walks by the beach while sitting and watching movies in my living room. 

I also enjoy taking long baths fully clothed while not in the bath but on the floor with my dogs. 

I dislike people calling my zodiac sign fake because honestly how rude I feel so attacked right now.

I also hate the number three. 

We should have a petition to change the word no to yesnt.