im the goyfriend of @Elf-Is-An-Elf Or friend with benefits... the benefit of friendship

my child is @-Engineer

"happy crimus
it's chrismun
merry crisis
merry chrysler"

I have like... 707 regrets 

I created the fatgum religion PRAISE FATGUM @FATGUM_RELIGION

WELCOME TO MY GARDEN OF TRASH AND RANDOM STUFF, MY LITTLE SEEDLINGS. I WILL BE YOUR HOST. THE ONE AND ONLY...
trash can. 

EVERYBODY SAY YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

I AM
X️:Single
X️:Taken
O:MARRIED TO THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF BINARY AND TENYA IIDA
O: HERE

name(s): Z Iida 

age: i ve been told that i look 17 ive also been told that i look 12, also 16, or 18, or 15. Im literally every age! but you never know... i could be immortal 

Species: COCKATOOOOOOOO

Gender: I am gender fluid. But I lean towards being a boy more though.

Sexuality: bi...I'll have you know I'm a bendable ruler. I can stay straight, but I can also bend like Viktor's dick. Its rather unnatural 
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