Why hellur there, peoples of the Wattpad! :D

Behindthestripes: 
Well..... Um.... I am very shy >.>
JK!!!!  I am VERY outgoing!!! :) If this account (BeefMac) or on my own account behindthestripes and randomly start talking to you... that's normal of me :) 
sometimes Eskimo and I do outrageous bets when we get a certain amount of fans ^_^ we are pretty interesting
well.....some things about me are:
~I LOVE swooshy hair ^_^
~My favorite food... Um... well I LOVE a lot of food... maybe macaroni and cheese or something...
~I can sometimes be very competitive.. just ask Eskimohugger... hehe :)
~Dr. Pepper RULES ALL!
~I really wish that I could learn how to play the piano!!!!!

Eskimohugger:
This be a joined account of 2 awesome peoples!
So, basically, we're going to be posting a bunch of crap! :DD Jk, its not crap. Its comedy. But if you dont think we're funny, you should fan us to show us how much you hate us.. ;D

If you find anything we say offensive- I blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol. Sorry, I have a stuttering problem. 
And also.....If you absolutely LOVE Eminem, you are totally my best friend, so just tell me and Ill fan you as fast as the speed of a charging sloth! :D haha jk(:

Also: I must warn you...My favorite animal is the moose. If you dare diss it, I will go all kinds of crazy-ape on yoou!!!

We'll be updating this SOON! :p