Chronologically an adult. 
Behaviorally... not so much.

I'm a Taurus, Slytherin, fan of glitter, pink everything, chocolate cake and Mountain Dew. 

When I'm not wasting my daylight hours in a cubicle, I enjoy writing, watching scary movies, gossiping and napping in ice-cold rooms with my fluffball cat, Gary. 

I'm always happy to hear from you and talk about my writing or yours!

... unless you're a middle-aged man with zero written works. Please don't approach me for flirty banter. If you're lonely, may I recommend OKCupid (that's where I found the quite-ideal Mr. Kent). Just realized that sounds as though I may be amenable to sexy chat if you're young or a writer: I am not. Hard pass.