To be honest, the "Ita Insanire" thing was getting on my nerves, too

Hello, my name is Tom Withers, and I am a writer of stories that mostly revolve around themes of comedy, romance and horror, often switching between the three in a fashion that one could only describe as schizophrenic

Even though I never considered myself to be all too spiritual, I like to write about angels, demons and whatever my come in between.  As well as the nature of gods and such pseudo-philosophical bullsh*t

A fact that I found rather surprising was that within the past year or so, I have gained quite the following, and for that , I thank you.  I never imagined you would all be so interested in the life story of a man getting twatted about by his emotions, his failing love life, and his overly-tactile mother.

Notes about personal hobbies include spending time with my girlfriend, writing my ideas on a notebook I keep beneath my desk, playing boardgames and reading.  I suppose actually writing my damn stories comes somewhere in close fourth.

Geographically, I live in Ireland, but I am an English man, for those who wish to know, and I am 5'2", for those who wish to laugh at me.  Yes, I am aware of my stature.  Yes, I can't get things off high shelves.  And yes, hugs are particularly suffocating, so please don't try to give me any.  Unless I ask, or unless you're Erin.

Eh, there isn't much else I can say.  Sometimes Erin may take over in private messages; you'll recognise her easily enough by her self-made watermark.  Do be nice.

Lots of love, Tom Withers