OK, I kind of went nuts.

Along with my book called Artifice, I'm including the 6 hour audio book on Wattpad. Since the book is written in first person, it made sense that I narrate the whole shebang. Instead of me doing bad versions of other character voices, I used more than 40 other voice actors to read all the other parts. But first watch the animated book trailer that was created from the audio book to get a better idea of what this project is all about. This is all in the video attached to chapter 1.

About the author:

I guess I would call myself a serial entrepreneur, non-conformist existentialist? I've burned up most of my life doing video and film production. Had some success early in life with some nationally televised comedy shorts, but when I tried to 'grab the golden ring' with a full length feature film, my body was thrown from the carousel.

I have composed music (both loud and soft), in many different styles. I've had success with funny novelty song compositions. For my efforts I've recieved (1) BMI check and a case of tinnitus.

In my quest to avoid being beholden to a boss or an authority figure, I've pursued online marketing and kettle corn concessions. One allows me to make money at home in my underwear, while the other makes me see things as they stand - all my efforts ultimately turn into shit.

Arriving this late in life, I will now call myself a writer. I certainly have a lifetimes worth of thoughts and stories to tell, but I've only brought them up to the determent of my friends. I'm about half way through my first novel (see above) and have another sci-fi one lined up in my skull called "High Strangeness". It'll be about UFOs, Bigfoot and conspiracy nuts.