Nobody understands my DAM Percy Jackson inside jokes :( Stupid mortals!

Mortal: "You can't have crush on a fictional character and ship him with another fictional character AT THE SAME TIME."
Me: "Awww yes, you can."

My favorite quotes from PJO and HoO:

"What if it lines up like it did in the Trojan War... Athena versus Poseidon?"
"I don't know. I just know that I'll be fighting next to you."
"Why?"
"Because you're my friend, Seaweed Brain. Any more stupid questions?"

"And it was pretty much the best underwater kiss of all time."

"You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush."

"The world was collapsing, and the only thing that really mattered to me was that she was alive."

"Tell the sun and stars hello for me."
...
"Bob says hello."

"Stars. I can see the stars again, my lady."
"Yes, my brave one. They're beautiful tonight."
"Stars..."

"Percy, let me go. You can't pull me up."
"Never."

"We're staying together. You're not getting away from me. Never again."
"As long as we're together."