Grapefruit...
I like you child.
You are what my children should act like. Sounds SUPER creepy, I know but, bejeezus, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN MY WHOLE LIFE! I will now dedicate my life to being your best friend (which will mostly likely end up as me annoying the frick out of you!)! Anywhooooo... I wish you the best of luck with your books Owl-Child. SOOOOOOOO...
GRAPE- fricking- FRUIT! BANANA! CHERRY! APPLE! PINAPPLE (aka pineapple)! F IS FOR FRUIT IS FANTABULOUS! Wow I even make myself cringe...
wELp, now that you’ve signed up for Satan, there’s no turning back. You have technically sold the innocence of your mind. Good luck!