"I started killing Germans in Africa, then in France. Now I'm killing Germans in Germany"-Wardaddy

" Im so sorry im a little agitated. You see this little blonde bitch just broke into my room, destroyed my 70 inch plasma tv and is trying to impress me like im his alcoholic father"-Alucard , hellsing abridged

"Here's what you do. You go to the nearest pharmacy, ask for this thing called Viagra, and it'll help you go FUCK YOURSELF" Yan Valentine, Hellsing Abridged