Hi earthlings! I'm Blackbeard Thatch from Planet Venus. Imma here to learn how to conquer your planet! And have some hot choco. They're great, yah?
I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity
~Edgar Allan Poe
Ever tried to keep the Kraken as a pet? Any of you, lots, sailed to Tortuga? Just as you've read, I'm insane. Deal with it.
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