Blackbeard (@BlackbeardThatch)

Hi earthlings! I'm Blackbeard Thatch from Planet Venus. Imma here to learn how to conquer your planet! And have some hot choco. They're great, yah? 

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity
               ~Edgar Allan Poe

Ever tried to keep the Kraken as a pet? Any of you, lots, sailed to Tortuga? Just as you've read, I'm insane. Deal with it.