~ Sarcasm is my native language
~ Gibberish is my second language
~ There is an intimate relationship between my face and solid objects
~ It is apparently insane to laugh about a joke you told yourself
~ In math, 1 + 1 = 2. In biology, 1 + 1 = 3
~ Squirrels are 100% of the time late for something
~ Bird watching is interspecies stalking
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Bladed_Angel
Jun 15, 2018 05:20PM
To the people that say cats are cold animals that only stick around for the food you give them, man you’ve had some bad luck. All of the cats I’ve ever owned have been the sweetest, softest, most ado...View all Conversations
