Lesbian pirates, a search for a magical heir, a vampire detective, a dude named Jack. This place has none of those, and less! I mean, I'm working on it but I'm also incredibly slow so let's have a look at the things we do have here...

An elf who can't elf, an elf who can't elf: the unfinished sequel and absolutely nothing else.

My ao3 (CptJackNightingale) has more shenanigans going on so if you want to hit me in the head with a shovel, check that out first.
If you've done that and you still want to deck me with a shovel, my dms are open.