Ooo 2,000 characters? Lovely!
I'm a professional fangirl, so I would say I'm obsessed.
I want to finish all the stories that I post on here, but I'm not sure how well that will work out.
Can I just put quotes on here I like?
Is that allowed?
“It's a metaphor, see: You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don't give it the power to do its killing.” 
― John Green
“Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole.”
- Dean Winchester