Dark-humoured sentient being with mommy issues.
I love chocolate so use that to lure me into your white van.
I adopt every short person i know and if you refuse, i'll feed your dog chocolate.
I try to bee nice. But i don't even like bees😔
I'm a natural procrastinator; i found a book that teaches how to stop procrastinating but i postponed it to the next day. And the next day. And the next day. (I still haven't read it).
They say i should dream big but i don't even dream in my sleep anymore (i LEGIT only dream 10 times a year😭)
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BlissHikaru
Oct 01, 2024 02:15AM
Hmm? How do I put this without sounding condescending or too harsh?Sorry, if this message makes you feel attacked. But a lot of people have told me I'm rude or I'm too proud so...Please if you have...View all Conversations
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