fan of eye of the storm by rob their spoilers welcome...plz

....... i like spongebob...

i use sarcasm because flat out telling you, your a f*cking moron is considered inappropriate
and is frowned upon and i was raised better than that.

im on that new diet , where you eat everything and hope for a miracle

i eat so much chocolate, my blood type is nutella.

my music taste literally goes from punk rock to disney soundtracks.

they'll probably mispronnounce my name at my funeral.

when i think of 2007, i'm like " oh yeah 3 years ago" and then it hits me its was 7 f*cking years ago.

me:*breathes*  mom: watch your f*cking tone.

i hate when people think you're lying just because your laughing.

you're important to me you piece of sh*t.

i don't know why people assume you're jealous of everything you hate, i hate spiders 
that doesn't mean im jealous they have 8 legs and eat flies.

dumba*s of the day:
i want my first daughter to be a girl.

"beauty sleep" is such bullsh*t i sleep 12 hours a day and i still look like a trashcan.

my mom likes to play this game called yell from four rooms away and get upset when i cant hear her

dont judge a book by its cover,  my math book has a picture of someone enjoying themselves on it,
i did not enjoy myself at all.

if you accidently call 911 set your neighbours house on fire so you dont look stupid

i am too young to have this much embarassing memories

how do people even find celebrities at stores , I CANT EVEN FIND MY MOM!

when someone eats the food you hid in the fridge.....

i have to sleep with a blanket on now matter how hot it is..

i broke up with my gym.. we were just not working out

*woman gives birth* i think ill name her sara, doctor: sorry that name is taken may i suggest
sara81 or sara_121

a baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear  ,unless its 3am 
and you dont have a baby 
i write too much.....