Bow down, peasants! Just kidding, you guys are of (almost) equal superiority to me. Duske here.
Anyway, I have just posted possibly the most amazing fanfiction in the universe-nope, wait, it's definitely the greatest.
It's Glitterkit's Journey! It's about a gorgeous, flawless, beautiful she-cat who's perfect in every way. Of course she's going to break every law of Warriors, of course she's genetically impossible, of course ShadowClan is evil, and of course the deputy is one of the antagonists! So what are you waiting for? Go check it out!
On a More Realistic Note: HAHAHA YEAH this book is going to give me a concussion.