The world will end in eleven minutes.
Your dog is at the screen door begging to be fed one last time.
Apple skipped a few versions, just came out with the iPhone 12, and stores are giving them away for free.
You just stumbled upon the one and only way to save the world and all you have to do is push a button.

My goal is to write a book that will make you ignore all that and keep reading. Who knows, maybe I already have.