I'm a wizard.  Let's get that straight right from the start. 

Now that you know, we can continue.

I write stuff.  Sometimes it's stuff that's creepy, sometimes it's stuff that's realistic, sometimes it's even non-fiction.  The point is, it's stuff that was in my head until it was transferred by the magic of my hands and of ones and zeroes into more complex symbols on a screen for your eyes to decipher and interpret as you may.  This is the spot where that magic happens.

Like any good wizard, I'm powerful in more than one discipline.  In addition to words, I also dabble quite a bit in music.  Again, the melodies and harmonies in my head get to magically fill your ears via guitars and vocals and ones and zeroes.

Other stuff you should know.

I love dogs.
I find nothing sacred.
I believe in equality and justice for all people of all lifestyles.
Science is real.
You are your own worst boogeyman.