The bae 's
@lovelystyles23
@lili22541
@onefreefairy 


Me if I'd ever get kidnapped...
"Lol is this a febreze commercial?"

Anti-pick up lines:
Him: Can I buy you a drink
Me: Actually, I'd rather have the money.
Him: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
Me: Sorry. I am having a headache this weekend.
Him: Go on. Don't be shy. Ask me out.
Me: Okay. Go out.
Him: I think I could make you very happy.
Me: Why? Are you leaving?
Him: Where have you been all my life?
Me: Hiding from you.
Him: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Me: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore