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I just showed up two hours early for a 10am Matt Smith Panel at Dragon Con... the line is already halfway wrapped around the Marriott, at 8 in the morning. #WhoviansNeverSleep fml
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Whovian conversation:
Whovian 1: You know, that one episode where they're trapped with that ship and the robots that harvest people?
Whovian 2: You mean the one where 10 ends up having a lifelong relationship with Madame De Pompadour within a few hours, compliments banana daiquiris, and rides a horse through a mirror, only for Madame De Pompadour to die without the Doctor even though he promised he'd come back?
Whovian 1: No, the other one with the dinosaurs-
Whovian 2: -on a spaceship with Mr. Weasley, that Egyptian queen, Filch, and they play fetch with a triceratops after Mr. Weasley makes weird sexual innuendos and then Filch kidnaps the queen lady and I think they save lizard people or something?
Whovian 1: No! The one where 12 has lost his mind and there's a hot air balloon made of human skin and Clara has to hold her breath or a bunch of robots living off of human body parts will kill her because Missy anonymously led them to an evil restaurant.
Whovian 2: Oh yeah... the Regeneration episode and Strax throws a newspaper at Clara and she falls over and then there's Jenny and Vastra: the best Lesbian couple in Doctor Who.
Whovian 1: What do you mean "the best"? Bill and Heather are better. I mean, have you even watched season 10 yet? I mean, they end up exploring all of space and time together-
Whovian 2: -which is exactly how season 9 ended with Clara and Me stealing the American-diner TARDIS after Clara came back to life, but not fully, because her body functions are frozen so she won't die.
Yep... and that's just a typical conversation.
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Also my cool aunt who's taking me to Dragon Con (who doesn't watch Doctor Who) just said to me "whovians are crazy" and I was like "you have no idea"
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nat_clare04
How come all your stories are abandoned? You’ve probably explained this, but I wanted to say your writings awesome!
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BrokenTimeTurner
I just showed up two hours early for a 10am Matt Smith Panel at Dragon Con... the line is already halfway wrapped around the Marriott, at 8 in the morning. #WhoviansNeverSleep fml
BrokenTimeTurner
Whovian conversation:
Whovian 1: You know, that one episode where they're trapped with that ship and the robots that harvest people?
Whovian 2: You mean the one where 10 ends up having a lifelong relationship with Madame De Pompadour within a few hours, compliments banana daiquiris, and rides a horse through a mirror, only for Madame De Pompadour to die without the Doctor even though he promised he'd come back?
Whovian 1: No, the other one with the dinosaurs-
Whovian 2: -on a spaceship with Mr. Weasley, that Egyptian queen, Filch, and they play fetch with a triceratops after Mr. Weasley makes weird sexual innuendos and then Filch kidnaps the queen lady and I think they save lizard people or something?
Whovian 1: No! The one where 12 has lost his mind and there's a hot air balloon made of human skin and Clara has to hold her breath or a bunch of robots living off of human body parts will kill her because Missy anonymously led them to an evil restaurant.
Whovian 2: Oh yeah... the Regeneration episode and Strax throws a newspaper at Clara and she falls over and then there's Jenny and Vastra: the best Lesbian couple in Doctor Who.
Whovian 1: What do you mean "the best"? Bill and Heather are better. I mean, have you even watched season 10 yet? I mean, they end up exploring all of space and time together-
Whovian 2: -which is exactly how season 9 ended with Clara and Me stealing the American-diner TARDIS after Clara came back to life, but not fully, because her body functions are frozen so she won't die.
Yep... and that's just a typical conversation.
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BrokenTimeTurner
Also my cool aunt who's taking me to Dragon Con (who doesn't watch Doctor Who) just said to me "whovians are crazy" and I was like "you have no idea"
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BrokenTimeTurner
I just realized how awkward it would be for Voldemort to wear glasses because he doesn't have a nose.
BrokenTimeTurner
There are no words to describe how I feel about losing one of the most influential artists in alternative metal and metalcore music. Rest in peace, Chester Bennington.
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Also can someone tell me why I have so many followers when I haven't published anything regularly in years?
BrokenTimeTurner
Hahaha people probably hate me right now for that crap ending for A Cliché Percy Jackson Story. But do you want to know a secret?
It was 100% worth it.
BrokenTimeTurner
I UPDATED ITS A MIRACLE
*runs around on fire, screaming*
*angry mob behind me that also set me on fire advances*
BrokenTimeTurner
Alright... since I'm on Holiday Break now, let's get to business.
I'm currently working on the 29th chapter, AKA chapter XXIX for The Blessings of Hecate. It should be up soon (I don't know when), but in the meantime I'm going to post the new chapter names for the book.
Table of Contents:
1 Lou's Mom Goes Blessing People When She Feels Like It
2 Hecate Owns the Joint
3 The One Thing Annabeth Said Was Not to Wander Off
4 Who Are You?
5 Nico Meets His Soul Animal
6 Lavender Has an Outburst
7 My Professor Calls My His Lord
8 Piper Broke the Rules
9 I'm Starting to Sound Like Thalia
10 The Only People Who Doubt Us, Are Already Labeled As Crazy
11 Thankfully I'm Not Terrible at Improv
12 The Hog's Head Smells Like Grover
13 Percy Has a Nightmare (Again)
14 Hagrid Makes a Somewhat Epic Comeback
15 Harry Witnesses a Snake Attack
16 Luna and the Lumindus
17 The Fates Still Have It in for Me
18 Jason Is Not a Happy Camper
19 Harry's Girl Skills Are Worse Than Octavian's
20 The Giant Ring of Umbridge's Torment
21 One of Chiron's So Called Friends
22 I'm Stunned
23 It Wasn't My Intention to Eavesdrop
24 Calypso's Infamous McDonald's Expedition
25 The Jet Lag Struggle Is Real
26 Everyone's Invisible!
27 The Most Confusing Chapter Yet
28 Let's Just Go Ahead and Spill Everything
29 Time Turners and TARDISes
CaseyPenguin13
@BrokenTimeTurner I just started reading The Blessings of Hecate, and I'm fangirling so much! I'm a huge PJO/HoO fan, and I love how you write in Leo's perspective! Thank you for writing this while I wait these next months until Rick's next book comes out. :)
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