I'm just a disaster waiting for a place to happen

Don't think too much, you'll create a problem that wasn't there in the first place.


Hey, I just got back from the center of the universe, and umm, I didn't see you there

"The best way to not get your heart broken is to pretend you don't have one" -Charlie Harper

"When I'm sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True Story." -Barney Stinson

Yes, I make mistakes. Life didn't come with instructions.

"Don't you think if I was wrong, I'd know it?" -Sheldon Cooper

That moment when you're talking to yourself and start smiling because you're just so hilarious