Hi, my name is Logan. I'm 12 years old and I have seven older siblings-six brothers and one sister. All of my siblings tease me with wedgies, swirlies, name-calling, slapping, and wet willies. I make up stories about events from the past and the future and share them at least once or twice a week. 

My siblings' names are Lucas (30 years old), Hannah (25 years old), Michael (21 years old), Oliver (19 years old), Owen (17 years old), Liam (15 years old), and Nickson (14 years old).