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Stories by BurrMartin
The Last Days of Dracula
I want to die.
The joke is, I can't.
I've been called many things. Vlad the Impaler. The Dragon. Satan's Son...
Eddie gets murdered
A comedy mystery
Eddie Runs Away
"All I have to do is pick up this new actress at the airport and bring her back. What could go wrong?&qu...