There's a lot about me 
that I don't even know myself.
If I were to tell you
it would be books packed into a shelf. 

Novels written;
stories put into place.
Grammar sucks
and spelling ain't so great. 

I try my best 
through 'n through
cuz I'm only here
to tell stories to you. 

So I hope you stay for awhile.
Drink some tea and have some rest.
Put your feet up on that desk. 
But please, please be honest.
Cuz you if know anything about me
honest is the best policy.