Hello! My name is Caz and I write terrible poetry and decent fanfiction. 

Here's my CV:
-I have a 1st Kyu in karate
-I'm profoundly deaf (oops!)
-I'm a decent cook: Bread? Easy. My cupboard is full of jarred goods and I make a mean sheperds pie.
-I can do a backflip on a trampoline
-Sometimes I can do the splits not all the time
-I'm a qualified S&L therapist, BSL interpreter and exam invigilator yet none of those are my jobs
-I have a degree in Sociology with gender studies yet I can not talk to fit women
-I'm ambidextrous and the only person in my county to be able to teach nunchucks both left and right-handed (weirdly true, I won an award for it)
-I have a chess ranking of 2100 (that is decent)
-I nearly got my drivers licence but then my instructor realised I have severe peripheral blindness (tunnel vision) and decided I was better on the pavement
-I have a phobia of jellyfish as I was stung multiple times as a child and have been left with scarring on my face and back
-I have 31 tattoos, including one of Pingu, one of Brian the Snail from the magic roundabout and one of a jar of mayonnaise
-My mum says I'm cute
-I can rollerblade pretty well
-I have the type of Autism where I'm good at maths but can't touch astroturf or velvet (there are other symptoms but that's the gist of it)
-I have a 9/9 on the Beighton test (that's not a good thing, that's joint hypermobility syndrome whoopsy)
-I can tie a tie
-I'm allergic to chocolate, celery and magicians
-I once left a ham sandwich on a bus for five days during a school trip and the smell was so bad a girl vomited 
-I was called bin child in secondary school because I used to make money for being dared to do things and one of those things was eat pasta out of a bin.
-I'm an Aquarius, INTP and a Hufflepuff
-My favourite colour is burgundy, least favourite is orange
-My favourite song is Cities in Dust by Siouxsie and the Banshees, least favourite is High Hopes by Panic! At The Disco
-My favourite flower is a bluebell