Also known as ConstitutionalSetbackDestroyer. I write stories about flawed people who want to do good things.

The taxman noticed after I wrote off a few dozen dollars too much as 'expenses'. As a result, I have been audited and it has been determined that I owe 1.52 billion dollars to the Internal Revenue Service. They have yet to see a single cent of it from me, however, and I plan to keep it that way.