HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZAYN!!!!!! I JUST ASDFGHJKL I CANT BELIEVE IT ITS LIKE HE IS A MAN NOW AWWWWWW BUT HES "JUST A LITTLE BOY FROM BRADFORD" I...I JUST I CAN NOT :')
Attractive Boy: Hi I'm famous
Attractive Boy: Hi I'm a douchebag
Attractive Boy: Hi I'm twice your age
Attractive Boy: Hi I have a girlfriend
Attractive Boy: Hi I don't like you back
Attractive Boy: Hi I live on the other side of the planet
Attractive Boy: Hi I don't know you exist
Attractive Boy: Hi I'm a fictional character
Attractive Boy: Hi I'm dead.
Why? Whyyyyy???