Caped-Sensei-Saitama

I want to play a Souls like game but you're a Teddy aboard protecting their kid from monsters in the closet, under their bed, or in their nightmares.

NeehaShaikh9

@Caped-Sensei-Saitama Hey, I'm working on a Spidey x BNHA prompt! Want it?!
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Caped-Sensei-Saitama

Don't worry, I've already figured out the entire plot and game play mechanics
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Caped-Sensei-Saitama

I want to play a Souls like game but you're a Teddy aboard protecting their kid from monsters in the closet, under their bed, or in their nightmares.

NeehaShaikh9

@Caped-Sensei-Saitama Hey, I'm working on a Spidey x BNHA prompt! Want it?!
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Caped-Sensei-Saitama

Don't worry, I've already figured out the entire plot and game play mechanics
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Caped-Sensei-Saitama

Okay, I think I just awoke from an alternate universe. I was playing Minecraft in this game but it was console mincecraft and it was modded out the wazoo and I was getting DMed on this app to do Smut Roleplay which sounds like me but it was like 10 people wanting this. It felt really weird, not weird like my previous dreams I told you guys about but it didn't feel out of the realm of possibility like where I was a superbeing or frozen in time or getting hugged by Mirko from MHA. It just felt like something I would do in this reality if I could or not. You know play Minecraft on console with mods and definitely have ten simultaneously active smut roleplays, definitely not that one. Also there was a movie I watched that had Zac Efron play Peter Parker and he had an Uncle who was a canible and I think his Uncle by marriage and he was being told Peter you're Uncle's a canible and he was like but my Aunt May loves him and I don't want to hurt her and stuff. It was weird.

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I had a reoccurring nightmare where I was running on a pool side in pitch blackness while I could here tiny little plaps hit the wet floor behind me and my brain told me I was suppoused to be terrified and I was I almost shit myself one time. Eventually I feel into the pool one time and I never had that dream again and I think all of reality is just my personal hell and I'm making the best of it.
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@Caped-Sensei-Saitama I used to have a constant dream where 3 balls with faces on them, each a different color(green, red, orange) sat on an ANTI AIR gun and were firing at something I couldn't see. I would always have to climg up a hill which reminded me a lot of mario 64 bombomb valley or whatever its called before you fight the main boss. Anyways, I would always climb to the top and be met with them laughing hysterically while firing into the air. Eventually, after a couple of years, I finally got to see what they were shooting at, except this time they weren't laughing. They always laughed and it scared me when they did but when they didn't laugh, it scared me far more than I thought possible. I finally saw what they were shooting at. A huge growing darkness in the sky with no discernable features. I couldn't tell if it was a thing or a cloud, mist, whatever it was but it sucked in everything around it. Like it distorted everything just by existing. I looked at the 3 balls and they stared at me with a piercing glare. Then they just began to chant "WAKE UP" over and over and over and over again. Eventually, the giant mass in the sky descended but before it could reach me, the 3 balls hit me off the top of the hill and just watched me fall before they were just swallowed. I never had the dream again but it was a recurring dream. It scared me because I never figured out what it meant. 
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Caped-Sensei-Saitama

No Officer it's Hi, how are you?
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Caped-Sensei-Saitama

Todoroki Family Dinner.
          
          
          Everyone: *Eating silently*
          
          Shoto: *sighs deeply* Here goes...Mom, Father, Fuyumi, Natsuo...I have an announcement 
          
          Rei: What is it, honey?
          
          Fuyumi: Did you get a special award at school?
          
          Natsuo: Did you get detention?
          
          Enji: Natsuo...Shoto go ahead.
          
          Shoto: Thank you, Father. *stands up* Everyone...I'm gay.
          
          Everyone: *stunned*
          
          Shoto: I love Izuku Midoriya and I will not apologize.
          
          Enji: *shadowed face*
          
          Natsuo and Fuyumi: *glance tensely at their Dad*
          
          Enji: *stands up with force*
          
          Rei: Dear...don't you dare!
          
          ...
          
          ...
          
          ...
          
          ...
          
          ...
          
          Enjj: Hi gay! I'm Dad!

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@ Caped-Sensei-Saitama  funniest shit i never seen.
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Caped-Sensei-Saitama

Can I offer you an update in this trying time

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@Caped-Sensei-Saitama Can i offer you these hands in this trying time
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Fever Dream Time
          
          My latest dream that I just woke up from is something I could only describe as "Of the Simpsons was directed by Seth MacFarlane, but he had a stroke and I had to write and direct the whole thing while high on bath salts." The following is everything I remember from it completely unchanged and yes I know I have problems.
          
          Our scene opens on the Simpsons household with a talking to Marge in the kitchen.
          
           "So it turns out when I got the tests back, I'm actually part Hebrew and Aryan" he says to Marge who just grumbles.
          
           "You know Felipe. He should really only choose one of those. Otherwise you might confuse people like a gay fish at the bank having to have sex with the female teller to get a loan," she says as the scene cuts to a bipedal fish man? (Can't quite remember what it looked like) it was wearing a bunch of colorful beads and flamboyant walking to a very confused teller played by adult film actress Mia Khalifa and he very monotonely says
          
           "I want to apply for a loan."
          
          The scene cuts to Raven and Beastboy (From Teen Titans), and I shit you not, fucking in the den of the Simpson home. Raven was thiccer than a bowl of oat meal for obvious reasons and Beastboy, well more beast right now than boy. Ned Flanders walked by the window and fainted at the sight of the two. Homer walks in not even bothered by the sight asks,

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"Who wants to go kill giants with uncle Heavy?" Heavy Weapons Guy TF2 asked and then the sudenly the scene switched and Raven was no longer riding Beastboy like her life depended on it. The trio made their way through a cave and found a group of giant naked woman all taking turns with what I believe was a Shota Giant. The scene immediately focuses on the giant woman singing. SINGING about fucking this giant shota. Then the scene switched to Dwayne the Rock Johnson sitting at a table in a Star Wars Rebellion Flight Suit talking about his many missions to Heavy and Beastboy. I have no idea were Raven went but I'm sure we can all infer what my brain was implying.
            
             Suddenly something started hopping around the place the quartet were and I realized that they were eating in a outdoor restaurant place and there was a door in the middle of the entrance way. Just a frame and a door, no wall, no supports. Heavy Weapons Guy TF2 walks up to the door and slaps it, reducing it to atoms and that's not even a Thanos joke and then Black Panther walked through the door way with a leather jacket over his bullet proof catsuit and the camera cut back to Heavy Weapons Guy TF2, who had teleported back to the table, Raven getting railed by Dwayne The Cock Johnson, and Beastboy. Then I woke up because of my alarm.
            
            Anyway, I'm not going into therapy
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Caped-Sensei-Saitama

             "Raven, have you and your brother seen Santa's Little Helper?" Raven, not even having Beastboy slow down from railing her like a gross weeb rails his body pillow, just says.
            
             "No Dad, me and Beastboy haven't seen it,"
            
             "Kids remember you're Uncle is coming to pick you up today for," Marge called from the kitchen not even finishing her sentence.
            
             Suddenly, the front door broke off the hinges and revealed Heavy Weapons Guy TF2 walking in the door. Beastboy and Raven switched positions in like .02 milliseconds and Raven faced the door and subsequently her Uncle Heavy Weapons Guy TF2 and Beastboy didn't (use your imagination).
            
             "Hello my not related by blood Niece and Nephew" Heavy Weapons Guy TF2 said very forcefully as if trying to justify or normalize Raven riding Beastboy like Lil Nas X rides horses or Satan.
            
             "Hey Uncle" Raven said through and I'm not joking very audible claps that never happen again. Beast Boy said the same greeting but was muffled for reasons that are obvious.
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