I'm only here because I have nowhere else to go.

 Sadly, fanfiction.net doesn't have nearly as much freedom of movement as this place, and I can't think of any other site where you can comment on individual lines in a book, so now I'm stuck on a site filled with kids who look at garbage Naruto fanfics as if they were masterpieces made by God himself.

Welp, might as well make myself comfortable here.