Welcome hotties nerds and tools to my profile. I am a lazy Netflix addict who could probably eat her weight in Bacon. And that would be a lot of Bacon considering how much Bacon I eat. My heart belongs to Finn Wolfhard and just about anyone who doesn't actually exist. I'm probably the most uninteresting person you'll ever meet.
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Feb 06, 2017 04:19PM
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