Hey hey kids!
No, not baby goats. Don't even get me started.

So!
Hi! 
I am Eliza, if you hadn't gathered that information already, and I write stories! Well, I attempt to at least. They may not be as good as I would like, but DEAL WITH IT.
Like, I think  I am good... but I don't know if other people think I am good...

I am from down under (not there you disgusting minded freak), AKA Australia. I assure you I have not died, despite Australia's reputation for being deadly and the thought that you will DIE if you come here is not that accurate. I mean, I won't lie, you could very well die, but the most likely cause of death would be if you went along insulting my favorite characters, actors or you call ducks cute.
On that note, these are a few of my favorite thangs!!

- William Herondale
- Dean Winchester/Jensen Ackles
- Sam Winchester/ Jared Padalecki
- Derek Hale/Tyler Hoechlin
- Magnus Bane
- Steve Rogers/Johnny Storm/Chris Evans
- I am obsessed with anything chocolate, but particularly M&Ms and Nutella!
- Using long words that no one understands *evil grin*
- Mitch Grassi (PTX)

So yeah! The list is longer, but those 7 things are my absolute FAVORITE things EVER!!!
Now, a few things I HATE. Lol there are more than a few...

- Incorrect grammar ;-;
- Ham
- Homophobic People
- Not having my daily tea
- Not having a book to read
- When people look at me funny when reading at the bus stop and then I nearly miss the bus because I am reading

So yeah, again, there is a loooong list of my hates, pet peeves and people I dislike.... heh.

Shout out to my dearest darling, Troyler_Shipper (Issy)! She is my friend in real life and she is a bae <3


Thanks!
Captain_Sarcastic

P.S. *wink wink nudge nudge* I follow back!!