Carlos is the answer.

Carlos is everything.

Carlos is me.

Carlos is you.

Carlos is the Earth.

And Carlos is all.


Ask and he shall answer.


Ten need to know facts of Carlos-ness:

1) Carlos is everywhere but most seek his council in the ladies' bathroom as he is known for his fondness of this area.

2) Carlos is invincible; no average mortal can defeat his powers of awesome-ness and fearsome laziness.

3) Carlos may or may not be currently residing in a prison cell at this moment. And the charges may or may not be of pedophilia.

4) Carlos has agoraphobia or fear of shopping places.

5) Carlos' wife is a very terrifying creature; cross her at your own risk.

6) Carlos is always watching particularly when you are doing something embarrassing or otherwise amusing.

7) Carlos hates each and every one of you equally so in his kingdom you shall be free of the prejudices of mortal life.

8) Carlos' favorite humans remain @SadisticSymphony and @Madamina .

9) Carlos maintains a strict enforcement of the use of his very own language called Sarcasm.

10) Carlos is very real. Very.