Hello. If you've found this message, please send help -
I took the wrong bus home and now I'm stuck in a simulation.
Somewhere in here you'll find the Girl With Nine Lives,
and me being the human calculator (but please don't ask me to do your maths homework).

Plot twist: this "simulation" is just my Wattpad stories.

I'm Ishani - an Oreo‑hating Aquarius with a phone that's definitely still watching me.
When I'm not playing guitar, tennis, or cricket,
I'm pouring my heart into new stories or binge‑watching crime thrillers I probably shouldn't watch alone.


"Every story is a doorway - some of us just keep walking through the wrong ones."

~Ishani