✨Goblin Energy✨

HEYYYY IF YOU’RE CHECKING THIS ACCOUNT FOR SOME REASON, ITS ME.
          THIS IS MY NEW ONE :D

Frog

Social Studies:
          Teacher: “What do we know about Hatshepsut?”
          A kid: “Her husband was her brother!”
          Another kid faintly: “Sweet home Alabama”

DO YOU EVER FEEL
          LIKE A PLASTIC BAG
          DRIFTING THROUGH THE WIND
          WANTING TO DIE AGAIN

Haha i hate school

OK SO IM NOT ONLINE MUCH ANYMORE BUT HOLY SHIT EITHER MY EARS ARE BAD OR THIS GIRL IN MY CLASS JUST SAID AND I QUOTE, “I wish I was straight” BRO IM TRYING NOT TO LAUGH-

Welcome to the life of someone who can't make any food except sandwiches and canned soup:
          
          "Ok I'm hungry- what kind of bread is there? Ew normal, no. I'll just... I'll just have a muffin. Yeah that's good."
          
          "Ok this muffin is bland af, what soup is there?"
          
          "YO YES THERE'S THAT ONE WITH THE SMALL BACON PIECES OK- ok, take it upstairs, yes- there's something on the burner... ok now I can cook the soup. F i n a l l y."

Yo wtf now it's back to froot loops

Remy came back and I got boba tea
          
          Today is a good day (:

Guess who woke up at almost 6:00 am because I can't go back to sleep to find out that their friend might be dead!
          This person!