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CartCarpCat CartCarpCat Jul 14, 2025 01:14PM
I literally just woke up with a killer hangover and holy shit—guys, chill I didn’t delete the story! XD My drunk self must’ve accidentally hit *unpublish* or something. There’s even a draft saved th...
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[Blue Archive] Congratulations, You're screwed. by CartCarpCat
[Blue Archive] Congratulations, Yo...
A dude got yoinked off Earth and yeeted straight into Blue Archive. Another victim of cosmic RNG, I guess. No...
ranking #231 in bluearchive See all rankings
[Blue Archive] Becoming a student in Kivotos. by CartCarpCat
[Blue Archive] Becoming a student...
Watch as a sapling BA player got tossed into the world of Blue Archive as a student because of his online &qu...
ranking #24 in genderbender See all rankings
[Blue Archive] Nonsense that is approaching. by CartCarpCat
[Blue Archive] Nonsense that is ap...
Ayo, you actually clicked on this? Well, buckle up because this isn't just a story-it's a full-blown crackfic...