Hi! I'm Celeste!
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Normal People: Can talk forever about how their crush is hot
wof fans: Can defend that Deathbringer is hotter
Normal People: Plays hide and seek
wof fans: Plays The Darkstalker
normal people: thinks there is one moon
Wof fans: knows there are three moons, but 2 are always new
Normal People: Calls them 'sea dragons'
wof fans: Calls them 'seawings'
Normal People: Would never put this on their profile
wof fans: Pasting this into their profile
When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he sees you reading it, he faints. When he sees you living it, he flees. And just when you're trying to re-post this, he will try to discourage you. We have just defeated him.
97% won't post this. When
|| Jesus died on the cross he was
||thinking of you
96% of teens won't stand up for God. Post this on your profile if you are apart of that 4% that will.
That boy you made fun of in class today? He killed himself a few minutes ago.
That girl you called dumb? She has dyslexia.
That girl you called fat? She's starving herself.
That woman you called bald? She has cancer.
That man you laughed at for having scars on his face? He fought for our country.
That boy you punched in the hallway today? He's already being abused at home.
That child you called retarded for being in a wheelchair? He risked his life to save a four-year-old.
That boy you laughed at for crying? His mother died in the hospital.
Do you think you know them? Wrong. You don't.
99% of you will ignore this, the 1% who don't, copy and paste
this if you have a heart.
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- JoinedAugust 5, 2022
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Spy school: Laughter
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Just a couple of spy school related jokes 😜
WARNING ⚠️: I don't own all the spoofs, only some!
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In These Woods
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1 girl + 1 boy + 1 book + a town full of weird people = trouble.
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