Hey so, I exist. Hi....I haven't had much experience writing so it's new to me? Idk man, I'm just one of plenty humans on earth confused about everything.
So about me:
I'm a procrastinator and I hate Math and PE.

I have 0 communication skills and merely got my friend because we sit next to each other in form and she spills her heart and soul out next to me since she's sensitive. I don't know what to do so I just say 'oof'. Ha, I'm a bad friend.
I love Marvel, my fave characters are Tony and Peter. Not that into DC, the only show I watched was Young Justice but I didn't watch season 3 because I lost interest.
I'm an innocent child so don't scar me with your weird shit. The thing that lately scarred me for life is post-mortem photography. Like, damn.

I love metal music and I like rock. I don't really like music where you can hear the chords-like guitar playing that isn't smooth annoys me alot.
I hate when people gnome me or rickroll me and I HATE HATE HATE when people talk/text like this: hewwo. I hate it so much so don't bring that shit around me. If it was legal I would murder you if you do that around me.

I like Stephan Karl, Stan Lee, Bob Ross, Barry Evans, Steve Irwin and all the wholesomeness- It's so sweet, man.

And I hate relationship stuff all that sappy shit. I don't understand it, obv I ship ppl once they gone through all that character development but oh boy if they over-do it and it stops being sweet, I hate it. Especially, in anime. It cringes the hell out of me, It makes me want to rip my insides out and Geronimo off a cliff and into an ocean of dog shit and drown while getting ear-raped. Anyway, i'm not big on that stuff so i only watched anime for comedy, action or just crazy ass people. Oh, I ALSO hate when there are ships between two characters but there has clearly been no communication between them, like no. Just no. So done. The End. What you were expecting something good? Well you were wrong. If you know any good shows/music, feel free.
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  • JoinedApril 14, 2019



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