[*Whatever you do, don't smoke the giant book of bad juju.]
[*Chao ponders if a real-life MCU could work. Chao, no. Stop Grinning.]
"I said, I could annotate even an omegle chat! I personally blame cornell notes."
Eh? I'm a spooky witch, what more's there to know? Bah, fine.

Basics-
Name; Whatever ya wanna call me. One pal calls me Sans, thus the...everything, another friend calls me Chao [Apparently said Cha-o]
Age; In my body, or my soul? One of those things has been around an immeasurable amount of time, thank you very much. Ugh, I feel old now. 
Gender; That matters? Y'know, ever since this 'demi-' stuff, I don't even know.

General preferences-
Just don't be an utter ass, please. I could not care less aside from someone being a jerk. I will love you on virtue of you being you if you're not a jerk for no reason.

Occult Club(wat?)-
Blaze/K11bo/Gam- I'm teaching this nerd.

Running List of Names- 
Chao/Ciao
Witch-Sensei
That Asshole Nightblade [Yay Elderscrolls Online.]
Info-Chao

Aside from that-
I'm pretty chill. If anyone wants me to write anything specific, well, I guess I'll do it. I ain't doin' anything important. I'm also open to talkin' to pretty much anyone, 'bout pretty much anything, save for...I dunno, the color of my underwear. For anyone who I ask that question in the future, the answer is either "Most likely teal" or "What do you mean? Clothes that're made of the finest faery silk cannot be seen!"
If I ever ask you the question, you'll be glad you just read that.

You got this far? Wow, this is possibly my longest blather yet.